The Case against the Chihuahua breed

I like dogs growing up we always had a dog. Certain breeds were essential in herding, guarding, and life saving operations. However, not all breeds are equal. This brings me to my next point, what is the Chihuahua? Rodent, canine, or is it some unholy mix of the two? The Chihuahua serves no purpose other then stealing oxygen from other mammals including you and I.

(and pushing Taco Bell's mystery meat)

I want to know what the original chihuahua breeders were thinking when they bred the first ones. Did they look on in horror as the mongoloid rat dog moved? What we do know of the origins of this dog is that it came from Mexico. So it could have been the result of breeders drinking to much tequila. After all we tend to make the worst of decisions when drinking that strong spirit. Now all dogs should be treated humanely however, we must ask ourselves is it humane to let the breed populate and corrupt the rest of the dog gene pool? After all haven't you seen some horrid terrier chihuahua mix at one point in time.

 

(Hideous)

Unfortunately, dogs lack the critical thinking capability to not breed with these hideous beasts. It is our responsibility as dogs masters to immediately halt the breeding capability of these mongoloids. It is of course a humane thing to do as well if you have ever seen a Chihuahua in the flesh you will notice that they are constantly shaking. Is it from exposure to the elements? Or is it some sinister breed quality? Then of course there are the millions in dollars the government has to spend on ankle replacement surgery for victims of vicious chihuahua attacks. Either way it would be best to at the least spade and neuter the whole population.

Thanks for reading, that's all for today.

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